California Pharma’s “Truth Vaccine” Promises to Immunize Against Fake News Epidemic, Just in Time for Election Season In a move that has sent shockwaves through […]
Manila’s Time Travel Tunnel: Discover the underpass where every pedestrian inexplicably ages backwards.
Manila’s Time Travel Tunnel: Aging Backwards on the Underpass Chrono-Commuting: The Unusual Phenomenon Beneath Manila’s Streets Manila News Intelligencer – Manila’s Time Travel Tunnel: Aging […]
US Hits Houthi UAVs, Promptly Blames Them for Delayed Amazon Packages – Screw the News
U.S. Navy: When Harpoon Missiles Meet Delivery Delays US Strikes Houthi, Accuses Them of Amazon Package Conspiracy US Hits Houthi, Promptly Blames Them for Delayed Amazon […]
Baywalk’s Mermaid Sighting: Claims to offer swimming lessons for a hefty pearl fee.
Baywalk’s Mermaid Sighting: A Splashy Proposition for Manila’s Swimmers “Dive into Finance: Manila’s Mermaid Teaches Swimming for Pearls” Manila’s Baywalk, known for its picturesque sunset […]
Manila Zoo’s Animals Start a Podcast: Engaging talks on urban wildlife adaptation and cross-species gossip.
Manila Zoo’s Animals Start a Podcast: Chattering Critters Break the Internet “ZooTube: Where the Wild Things Talk” Manila Zoo’s Animals Start a Podcast: Engaging talks […]
Taylor Swift failed high school economics, government and history, but… – Screw the News
Taylor Swift’s Academic Struggles: Believing in the Swiftian Myth In a world where politicians and celebrities often flaunt their academic achievements as badges of honor, […]
Josh Hawley Discovers Facebook’s Hidden Button – Screw the News
Josh Hawley Discovers Facebook’s Hidden Button: ‘Censor Conservatives, Hug Child Predators’ Facebook’s New Logo: ‘Censorship and Child Predators – We’ve Got It All!’ Screw the […]
Intramuros Ghosts Demand Rent: Historical spirits file a legal case for unpaid residence in the walled city.
Intramuros Ghosts Demand Rent: The Haunting Case of Historical Spirits Seeking Compensation Spectral Plaintiffs Speak Out Intramuros Ghosts Demand Rent: Historical spirits file a legal […]
Binondo’s Golden Fortune Cookies: Crack one open to find the city’s budget plans for the next year.
The Crispy Chronicles: Eyewitness Accounts Mang Ernesto, a tricycle driver who’s been navigating the streets of Binondo for decades, found his fortune cookie predicting a […]
Trump’s Legal Bills Exceed National Debt – Screw the News
When Legal Bills Trump the National Debt, Baking May Be the Answer Trump’s Legal Bills Exceed National Debt, PACs Consider Switching to Bake Sales Screw […]